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Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes has 60 ratings and 2 reviews. Lauraloves said: I downloaded this book back in as I am a huge fan of the. AND THE CHAMBER OF CHEESECAKES This is a preview of Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes. It contains the first six chapters. A hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series. In this farce the Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with.

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And while Harry was happiest at school, it wasn’t really his friends there that made him happy, certainly not the books and classes, after five years, six if you counted preschool, the magic held little magic for him. The ninja with the nunchucks accidentally whacked himself in the head with his own weapon. His protruding belly gave a pang, and Harry remembering the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, decided to go downstairs and get a snack. Ninys Universe rated it did not like it Dec 30, He bought a year’s supply of dungbombs, silly string, farting underpants, ultra-burp soda, butt-enlarging crackers, fake wands, a dribble goblet of fire, ventrilo-whoopy cushions, glue-gum, and mace-squirting flowers.

When the court bailiff announced him, he marshaled into the courtroom pompously.

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That was fine with Harry, he wanted someone of intelligence to talk to, Ron, Hermione, heck he would settle for Neville Largebottom. Binky was perhaps looked upon as even lower than a Slave-Elf, because she had gotten sacked, something that hadn’t happened to a Free-Elf in over three thousand years.

Cbamber fact, didn’t a ministry authority come to collect your wand?

Marsha, Jan, and Cindy all sighed lovingly at his words and selfless sacrifice. His mood worsened as he thought about his predicament. When Friday came, Caramelly Fudge was beaming with delight as he donned his judges robes.

However, there were many brave people out searching the grounds and nearby hary looking for the culprit, including Harry. However, Harry didn’t seem to care about the disapproving looks coming from all directions.

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Sitting in od lotus position, he relaxed his body, closed his eyes, and momentarily attained inner peace. He would be answering a barrage of Auditor questions for the rest of the day. Nearly Earless Nick approached Harry.

He was happy that he didn’t get hurt, but upset at how filthy he was, covered in sticky melted ice goo, used napkins, and bugs. Usually food didn’t know much that would be useful, but occasionally it would overhear some gossip or other information of value.

While all the other kids brought in their favorite, cool, and in some cases very expensive toys, Harry had brought in his dust-bunny collection.

They argued about their duties as Perfects. Harry was also responsible for one other terrible sin that Bobby couldn’t forgive. David Clarke rated it it was amazing Apr 03, Thousands of books are eligible, including current and former best sellers.

Now that I’ve figured out his little scheme, I can easily thwart it. Yet he could not die. More wholesome foods tended to beg you not to eat them, and would make up all sorts of lies to escape being severed, masticated, and decomposed by stomach acid. Thank God, Shabby and Foil weren’t around.

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As students passed by their compartment, they glanced in through the window, and were obviously excited about their discovery. It was a principle between brothers and sisters. Some were busy discussing that year’s Tea Cup Tournament. It wasn’t until after his third year of school, that Harry came home to discover that he had a bedroom of his own.

Harry smiled with satisfaction at the piglike squeal that Mudley made. They of course blamed their situation on Harry Putter. So without further adieu, lets have a warm welcome for this year’s crop of new students. Amazon Renewed Refurbished products with a warranty.

Sarah K rated it did not like it Oct 30, Harry knew right away that this letter was not the muddle mail. A pang of regret seized Harry, using his dead uncle’s name, for he had only met his uncle once, briefly. The elf was going to kick the bucket, when Grumblesnore scooped him up, and fled for St. Lewis Carroll consequently gave up his career in mathematics, and wrote about his adventures in the strange world he uncovered.

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He was one, while Harry was not. Each summer Harry felt like he was slowly starving to death. Harry found it very surprising later in life that food and doghouses were a good deal less expensive than Uncle Vermin had him believe. One preschool student looked at the gray lumps of meat in their neighbor’s bowl, and said, “But I’m a vegetarian! The sudden burst of power from the broken wand caused a flash of light, and a fizzling pop.

The rest of the judges continued to scowl down at Harry as if he was a war criminal. Who bakes a pie at six in the morning? Harry Putter, have you no shame?

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At the conclusion of his adventure, Harry’s feet had gotten wet in the fight versus the giant mildew stain, he was after all knee deep in mildew. Harry’s hair was neat because he had Mudley brush it fifty-five strokes three times each day; he had a unibrow because it hurt too much when he had Mudley pluck the hairs growing between his eyebrows; and his glasses had been sat on by Hedbutt, his pet goat, that he loved more than anyone else in the world, besides himself. Elvis got up off his knees and when the cheering died down said, “I have a few words to say!

What ever has become of the good little boy, I once knew?

However, that was the least of Moldyfart’s worries. He fell to the ground holding his head and writhing in pain.

The Demented wear black robes, which according to all rules automatically makes them bad guys.